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Friday, July 15, 2016

Words for Mother straight from heart



अगर में आपसे यह बोलू आपको एक नौकरी दी जा  रही जिसमें आपको  24X7 कढ़ा रहना होगा,  बैठने का भी मौका नहीं मिलेगा I 365 days काम करना पड़ेगा, होली और दिवाली की भी छुट्टी और काम भी करना पड़ेगा बिना तनख्वा के I
क्या आप करेंगे ?

It won’t be shocking to say that “पूरी दुनिया में अरबो mother’s है जो free और हमेशा अपने प्यार और sacrifice के साथ हमारा ध्यान, कयल और काम करती है I

Salute to all the mom’’s around the globe……  

maa ki chhaya



Sunday, November 17, 2013

This is a killer...... 

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: chal yar bye!

Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi!!

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry, o.k.

Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, 
no tension,
no fikar, 
maje-mar


Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri kasam, kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya??



It can happen only in Indian Movies

It can happen only in Indian Movies

 Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

u all may know that.............

Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........

 Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

 Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

It can happen because that scene was very emotional..

 Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

 Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.................

International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi 

 ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed..

 In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years.

 dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute ."

N last one is an epic
 "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village..andDharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide.

Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar kya Thakur chadta tha??????

3 Things to learn from a CHILD

3 Things to learn from a CHILD:
1st-To Be Happy For No Reason.
2nd-To Be Always Busy Doing Something.
3rd-To  Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego.
Happy children's day..
Gd day to you.

Finally I got answer to the most asked question in my childhood, "What do you want to become when you grow up ?"
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"A child again !"


 
AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..
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DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..

DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. .

------------------------------ Population Comparison :
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INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. Wat abt U?
AMERICAN : I hav no sis or
bro.
Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st
dad , 3 dads from 1st mom... 

Britisher : Y u indians differ in colors,
look we R all white..?

AbdulKalam: Horses r in different colors but donkeys r all the same..!

Send 2 all indians... ...



Sunday, October 13, 2013

Important Lesson :3 Bro's and 17 Camel

Pls read : A father left 17 camels as an asset for his three sons.

When the father passed away, his sons opened up the will. The Will of the father stated that the eldest son should get half of 17 camels while the middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third).The youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the 17 camels.

As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, three sons started to fight with each other.

So, the three sons decided to go to a wise man.
The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one camel of his own and added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 camels.

Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will.
Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 camels.
1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 camels.
1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 camels.

Now add this up: 9 plus 6 plus 2 is 17 and this leaves one camel, which the wise man took back.

MORAL: The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th camel i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

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Modern Ramayan

अगर आज के समय में रामायण होती तो कैसी खबरे आती .
● राजा दशरथ ने की श्रवण कुमार की हत्या , FIR दर्ज

● अयोध्या के राजपाठ को लेके
राजा-रानी में विवाद बढ़ा |
● केवट द्वारा चरण धुलवाने से मायावती हुई नाराज़ , कहा ये हैं दलितों का अपमान |
● तड़का वध व सूर्पनखा की नाक कटाई के विरोध में महिला आयोग का अयोध्या में प्रदर्शन जारी |
● राजा दशरथ की अंतिम शव यात्रा में
स्वयं दशरथ भी मौजूद :इंडिया टीवी
● बाली की हत्या की शक की सुई श्रीराम पर ठहरी , सप्ताह भर में सीबीआई पेश करेगी रिपोर्ट |
● 6 माह तक रावण को अपनी काख में दबा के घुमने के जुर्म में बाली के खिलाफ इन्द्रजीत ने मुकदमा दायर किया |
● सोने का हिरन मारने पर श्रीराम जी को वन विभाग से मिली चेतावनी |
● श्रीराम ने
अपनी पत्नी सीता क अपहरण का मामला दर्ज कराया ||
● बिना वीसा हनुमान लंका गए ,श्रीलंका सरकार ने जताई आपति |
● समुद्र पर असंवेधानिक सेतु बनाने पर नल व नील से सीबीआई करेगी पूछताछ |
● अशोक वाटिका उजाड़ने , युवराज अक्ष को मारने व लंका में आग लगाने के जुर्म में रावण ने वीर हनुमान को बंदी बनाया |
● हिमालय वासियों ने पर्वत श्रृंखला से एक पर्वत के चोरी हो जाने की रिपोर्ट दर्ज कराई |
● अंगद ने लंका के राजा का उन्ही के निवास स्थान में जाके किया अपमान |
● विभीषण पर देशद्रो का आरोप , हुए तड़ीपार |
● श्रीराम ने किया रावण का फर्जी एनकाउंटर , भारत व श्रीलंका सरकार की दूरियां बढ़ी |
● सीता से अग्नि परीक्षा मांगने पर महिला आयोग ने श्रीराम की कड़े शब्दों में निंदा की |
● क्या पुष्पक विमान को अयोध्या में उतरने की अनुमति देगी सरकार ??
● सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने जनता की मांग पर श्रीराम व उनकी सेना को सभी आरोपों से मुक्त किया |
** इति श्री रामायण कथा समाप्त *

Friday, September 27, 2013

Friends Forever

A short poem elucidating our current feelings..... Wrote it last night after seeing a pic of 2 friends(lps) sitting together  and trying to bade a GOODBYE.....

Separations, Departures and Goodbyes,
With a smile on face and out-breaking cries;
But with a promise of ceaselessly giving replies
Are friends ending these nights
Of the few last days of school lives
Dread of fun and replete with sighs;
With a hope to shine like the fireflies
And meet again someday like the kites
Exalting high in the skies..... :)