This is a killer...... 

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: chal yar bye!

Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi!!

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry, o.k.

Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, 
no tension,
no fikar, 
maje-mar

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri kasam, kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya??