:-) Reality ......but still..

V r so middle class . . .

ü That when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath.

ü That for me a toothpaste isn't over until I've entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

ü That I buy broccoli and avocados for 300 Rupees, but still ask for some dhaniya patta for free.

ü That I don't just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping paper too.

ü Our home has fine bone china crockery which is used only when guests visit.

ü That I worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it!

ü That I will beat the crap out of my remote to make it work but not change the battery

ü I get so disappointed if the pani puri guy doesn't give a free sukha puri in the end when I ask for one.

ü That I won't have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a lunch buffet.

ü That when my T-shirt gets old, I use it as night wear, when it gets older, I play holi in it & then I use it as a pochha.

ü That I ask for extra oregano and chili flakes from the Dominos guy, so that I can use them later in Maggi.

                                                               Ultimate Truths

1. Whenever i find the Key to Success, someone
changes the lock.
2. The road to success is always under
Construction
3. In order to get a loan, You first need to Prove
that you don't need it
4. All the desirable things in life are either illegal,
expensive or Married
5. Once you have bought something, you will find
the same Item being sold somewhere else at a
cheaper rate.......