This is a killer...... 

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: chal yar bye!

Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi!!

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry, o.k.

Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, 
no tension,
no fikar, 
maje-mar

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri kasam, kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya??

It can happen only in Indian Movies

It can happen only in Indian Movies

 Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

u all may know that.............

Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........

 Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

 Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

It can happen because that scene was very emotional..

 Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

 Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.................

International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi 

 ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed..

 In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years.

 dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute ."

N last one is an epic
 "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village..andDharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide.

Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar kya Thakur chadta tha??????

3 Things to learn from a CHILD

3 Things to learn from a CHILD:
1st-To Be Happy For No Reason.
2nd-To Be Always Busy Doing Something.
3rd-To  Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego.

Happy children's day..
Gd day to you.
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Finally I got answer to the most asked question in my childhood, "What do you want to become when you grow up ?"
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"A child again !"

 

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..
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DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..

DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. .

------------------------------ Population Comparison :
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INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. Wat abt U?
AMERICAN : I hav no sis or
bro.
Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st
dad , 3 dads from 1st mom... 

Britisher : Y u indians differ in colors,
look we R all white..?

AbdulKalam: Horses r in different colors but donkeys r all the same..!

Send 2 all indians... ...