This is a killer...... 

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: chal yar bye!

Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi!!

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry, o.k.

Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, 
no tension,
no fikar, 
maje-mar

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri kasam, kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya??

It can happen only in Indian Movies

It can happen only in Indian Movies

 Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

u all may know that.............

Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........

 Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

 Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

It can happen because that scene was very emotional..

 Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

 Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.................

International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi 

 ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed..

 In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years.

 dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute ."

N last one is an epic
 "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village..andDharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide.

Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar kya Thakur chadta tha??????

3 Things to learn from a CHILD

3 Things to learn from a CHILD:
1st-To Be Happy For No Reason.
2nd-To Be Always Busy Doing Something.
3rd-To  Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego.

Happy children's day..
Gd day to you.

Finally I got answer to the most asked question in my childhood, "What do you want to become when you grow up ?"
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"A child again !"

 

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..
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DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..

DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. .

------------------------------ Population Comparison :
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INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. Wat abt U?
AMERICAN : I hav no sis or
bro.
Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st
dad , 3 dads from 1st mom... 

Britisher : Y u indians differ in colors,
look we R all white..?

AbdulKalam: Horses r in different colors but donkeys r all the same..!

Send 2 all indians... ...

Important Lesson :3 Bro's and 17 Camel

Pls read : A father left 17 camels as an asset for his three sons.

When the father passed away, his sons opened up the will. The Will of the father stated that the eldest son should get half of 17 camels while the middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third).The youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the 17 camels.

As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, three sons started to fight with each other.

So, the three sons decided to go to a wise man.
The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one camel of his own and added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 camels.

Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will.
Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 camels.
1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 camels.
1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 camels.

Now add this up: 9 plus 6 plus 2 is 17 and this leaves one camel, which the wise man took back.

MORAL: The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th camel i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

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You might spark a thought, inspire and possibly change a life forever!!

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Modern Ramayan

अगर आज के समय में रामायण होती तो कैसी खबरे आती .
● राजा दशरथ ने की श्रवण कुमार की हत्या , FIR दर्ज

● अयोध्या के राजपाठ को लेके
राजा-रानी में विवाद बढ़ा |
● केवट द्वारा चरण धुलवाने से मायावती हुई नाराज़ , कहा ये हैं दलितों का अपमान |
● तड़का वध व सूर्पनखा की नाक कटाई के विरोध में महिला आयोग का अयोध्या में प्रदर्शन जारी |
● राजा दशरथ की अंतिम शव यात्रा में
स्वयं दशरथ भी मौजूद :इंडिया टीवी
● बाली की हत्या की शक की सुई श्रीराम पर ठहरी , सप्ताह भर में सीबीआई पेश करेगी रिपोर्ट |
● 6 माह तक रावण को अपनी काख में दबा के घुमने के जुर्म में बाली के खिलाफ इन्द्रजीत ने मुकदमा दायर किया |
● सोने का हिरन मारने पर श्रीराम जी को वन विभाग से मिली चेतावनी |
● श्रीराम ने
अपनी पत्नी सीता क अपहरण का मामला दर्ज कराया ||
● बिना वीसा हनुमान लंका गए ,श्रीलंका सरकार ने जताई आपति |
● समुद्र पर असंवेधानिक सेतु बनाने पर नल व नील से सीबीआई करेगी पूछताछ |
● अशोक वाटिका उजाड़ने , युवराज अक्ष को मारने व लंका में आग लगाने के जुर्म में रावण ने वीर हनुमान को बंदी बनाया |
● हिमालय वासियों ने पर्वत श्रृंखला से एक पर्वत के चोरी हो जाने की रिपोर्ट दर्ज कराई |
● अंगद ने लंका के राजा का उन्ही के निवास स्थान में जाके किया अपमान |
● विभीषण पर देशद्रो का आरोप , हुए तड़ीपार |
● श्रीराम ने किया रावण का फर्जी एनकाउंटर , भारत व श्रीलंका सरकार की दूरियां बढ़ी |
● सीता से अग्नि परीक्षा मांगने पर महिला आयोग ने श्रीराम की कड़े शब्दों में निंदा की |
● क्या पुष्पक विमान को अयोध्या में उतरने की अनुमति देगी सरकार ??
● सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने जनता की मांग पर श्रीराम व उनकी सेना को सभी आरोपों से मुक्त किया |
** इति श्री रामायण कथा समाप्त *

Friends Forever

A short poem elucidating our current feelings..... Wrote it last night after seeing a pic of 2 friends(lps) sitting together  and trying to bade a GOODBYE.....

Separations, Departures and Goodbyes,
With a smile on face and out-breaking cries;
But with a promise of ceaselessly giving replies
Are friends ending these nights
Of the few last days of school lives
Dread of fun and replete with sighs;
With a hope to shine like the fireflies
And meet again someday like the kites
Exalting high in the skies..... :)

The COLLEGE Girl..!!

Heyy pals!! This is my another poem delegating the feelings which I accounted when I saw a lass in the college campus where LOVE IS IN THE AIR....!!!

With memories sweet, I had left the abode;
Bading everyones’ goodbye with a poignant heart,
But who had known there would be a turn in the road;
After your advent;
& you would become the most desirable part.
Reminiscing the pangs of TIME
I was delving for a soothing balm,
Lost with the desperation of MINE;
I just veneered myself as Mr. CALM.
But just then took the necromantial EYE-CONTACT,
Between you and me, Rather better say US;
Fierce was our hearts’ romantic combat,
As if it was a MUTUAL CRUSH.
Your eyes so gorgeous, so mystic
And you an epitome of a PULCHRITUDE;
Repleted my heart so gigantic
That everything left in it was just YOU & YOU.

Now let’s see if
I will the one among the few
Who will be your hero in the MEDUSE....!!

"A New Hindu pilgrimage center in Delhi" ?

"A New Hindu pilgrimage center in Delhi" ?

Wondering what Hindu holy place is there, in Delhi?

It’s Sis Ganj Gurudwara Saheb situated in Chandini Chowk in Old Delhi.

How come a Sikh Gurudwara can be a Hindu pilgrimage center?

To find an answer we need to take a peep into the History.

It was the year 1675 AD; Bharat was enduring indescribable miseries, trampled underfoot of Islamic Mleccha invaders.

It was during that period, that a delegation of about 500 Kashmir Brahmins led by Pundit Kripa Ram met Guru Teg Bahadur at Anandapur Saheb with their harrowing experiences and tales of torture by Aurangzeb forcing Hindus to convert to Islam.

The choice was “Convert-Or-Perish”

Guru Teg Bahadur took upon himself the task of rescuing not just the Kashmir Brahmins but the entire Hindu society.

But why Aurangzeb, was bent upon converting the Kashmir Pundits in the first place?

Even this has a History.

Aurangzeb vexed with the enigma, of thriving Hindu presence in Bharat, despite centuries of Muslim rule, vis-à-vis, the total annihilation of native cultures in other Muslim lands; called his Court to Order one day and beseeched them for a solution. His council of advisors then suggested, that:-

• The Seat of Hindu thought and inspiration must be identified and destroyed; they conclusively opined that, this was the only sure way of ensuring that the perennial flow of faith is put to an end.

• Having said this, Banaras (Kasi Ji) was identified as the Seat of Hindu faith and the Brahmins of Banaras, were identified as its custodians – they were pulled up and were, in the usual Muslim way (read Torture, Cruelty, Torment, Pest and Rape Etc.), asked to convert.

Aurangzeb then, repeated the same Torture, Cruelty, Torment, Pest and Rape Etc. formula on the Kashmir Brahmins i.e. Kashmiri Pundits as well. Those were the days, when the Sikhs were the army of the Hindus; and were approached by the Kashmir Brahmins.

Gobind Rai (later the legendary tenth and the last Guru of the Sikhs), the light of the Khalsa movement, the beacon who showed the world, what, unquestioned obedience is, by way of the “panch-pyaara” –was at that time, 9 years old and was sitting beside his father, Guru Teg Bahadur – who, most gallantly took upon himself, the, responsibility of Protection of the Hindu faith, which at that time, almost was in a limbo. He declared it to the Kashmir Brahmins, to go and tell Aurangzeb that:-

1. Kashmir Pundits would convert to Islam; If Guru Teg Bahadur converts.

2. Therefore the Brahmins of Banaras would convert and then

3. The entire Hindu faith would eventually would convert to Islam

Delighted at such an easy solution of converting the entire Hindu dharma into Islam, Aurangzeb invited Guru Teg Bahadur Ji to Delhi. Guru Teg Bahadur along with his disciples Bhai Mati Das, Bhai Sati Das and Bhai Dyal Das, went to Delhi and met Mughal brigand Aurangzeb.

The great Guru held extensive discussions on Religious, Philosophical, Spiritual, Logical, Scientific and even on Mundane matters to dissuade Aurangzeb from converting Hindus to Islam.

But what does an Islamic dogmatist that Aurangzeb was, can understand counsel of a great Guru?

Aurangzeb was deeply disappointed and disillusioned and seething with vengeance made two offers to Guru Teg Bahadur:-

• Either embrace Islam or

• Face beheading

The great Guru preferred beheading than to convert to Islam.

The very Embodiment of Benevolence, Aurangzeb (as described by our History books) ordered that Guru Teg Bahadur and disciples should be killed.

Aurangzeb who was considered (and confirmed by our History) to be a fervent follower of the religion of peace (Islam) has unveiled the epitome of Islamic peace and benevolence on 09.11.1675 and made History.

The following is a portrayal of pinnacle of Islamic Peace:-

Right in the presence of the great Guru, his disciples were done to death one after the other.

1. Bhai Mati Das was cut into two halfs by slicing through head downwards as per dictates of Islam. Mati Das while standing erect was tied between two posts. He was asked if he had any parting words, to which Mati Das answered, “I request only that my head be turned toward my Guru as I am executed.” Two executioners placed a double-handed saw on his head. Mati Das serenely uttered “Ek Onkar” and started reciting the Japji Sahib, the great morning prayer of the Sikhs. He was sawn across from head downwards.

2. Dyal Das abused the Emperor and his courtiers for this act. He was tied up like a round bundle and thrown into a huge cauldron of boiling oil. He was boiled alive into a block of charcoal.

3. Sati Das condemned these brutalities. He was wrapped round with cotton and burnt alive and then he was hacked to pieces limb by limb.

4. Then Guru Teg Bahadur was beheaded.

All this happened on 9th November, 1675 AD at the Chandni Chowk under the orders of Emperor Aurangzeb.

Now the question arises:-

1. Why should Guru Teg Bahadur become a martyr, when he had all chances to escape inhuman torture and death?

2. Why should Bhai Mati Das,Dyal Das and Sati Das die, when they too have had all chances to escape merciless torture and death?

3. For whom they endured all the inhuman suffering and made all these sacrifices?

They suffered and sacrificed so that Hindus can live.

How many Hindus of these days know all this?

How many even know the name of the great Guru Teg Bahadur Ji? Is it not our primary duty to pay homage and respects to the great Souls?

Let every Hindu, henceforth include Sis Ganj Gurudwara in their itinerary of pilgrimage. Without a visit to Sis Ganj Gurudwara our pilgrimage would be incomplete.

Let’s not leave anything incomplete.

Another with historical significance is Majnu-ka-Tilla Gurduara (on the Ring Road) is worth visiting (Guru Hargobind after returning from Gwalior with the heroic release of Princes detained against their will by the Mughal Ruler Jahangir) stayed here. Nearby, there is a memorial of Bhai Mati Das (who was sawn through by Aurangzeb)

Bangla Sahib Guruduara. This is a seat of political and ethical power of the Sikhs in Delhi. Enormous work of charitable act goes on day and night here.

Note:-


Our anti-Hindu sovereigns still worship His highness Shahenshah-e-Aurangzeb-al-
Alamgir by naming a very important road in Delhi.

The road is named as Aurangzeb

Our Dowrry System and Its outcome (Hindi Poem)

Our Dowrry System and Its outcome,
हमारा दुर्भाग्य पूर्ण दहेज प्रथा और इसके परिणाम

चंद पल का फासला मेरी दुनिया बदलने वाली थी........
मैं खुश था दुनिया भर की खुशियाँ मिलने वाली थी,
बिटिया की चाह मन में मैं था थी पत्नी नींद में लेटी हुई है.....
माँ ने पास आकर कहा मुबारक हो घर में बेटी हुई है......................


मैं था निःशब्द मैंमेरी मनोकामना सिद्ध हो गयी,
आस थी जिनको बेटे की बेटी उनके विरुद्ध हो गयी,
मैं खुश था की मैं एक बेटी का बाप बन गया
मेरे अरमानों को जैसे एक नया पंख लग गया........

कल-कल करती उसकी आवाज अब वो खड़ी होने लगी.....
मैं बहुत खुश मेरी बेटी अब लता सी बड़ी होने लगी है...
अपनी माँ और दादी की झलक है उसमे......
मेरा भिमान मेरी इच्छा अब तलक है उसमे....

अपनी हर ख़ुशी मैंने उसमे समेटी हुई है.....
मुबारक हो मुबारक हो घर में बेटी हुई है

थी इच्छा उसमे डॉक्टर बनने की आगे बढ़ने की,
सेवा का भाव था आदत थी उसमे जुर्म से लड़ने की,
मन प्रफ्फुल्लित था उसकी कामयाबी निहार कर,
सुबह देता था आशीर्वाद मैं उसकी नजर उतार कर......

मेह्नत से उसने अपना वो मकाम पा लिया....
डॉक्टर की परीक्षा में अव्वल नाम पा लिया.......
है खुश परिवार मेरा बेटी सबका मान बनी..........
उसकी प्रतिभा मेरी दुनिया मेरा सम्मान बनी.....

मेरी बिटिया आज सबकी चहेती हुई है.....
मुबारक हो घर में आज बेटी हुई है...........

रहा पांच साल दूर उससे मैं बहुत उदास था....
उसके वापस आपने का पल पल बढ़ रहा विश्वास था......
एक रोज चिट्ठी आई वो कल आने वाली है .......
मैंने घर में ख़ुशी मनाई यो जैसे कोई दिवाली है..............

डॉक्टर बनी बेटी को मैं निहारता रहा......
अपनी 'ख़ुशी' को डॉक्टर कहकर पुकारता रहा.....
थी बहुत खुश सपना पूरा कर पायी वो....
अपने विश्वास से मेरे अंचल को खुशियों से भर पायी वो..............

सयानी बेटी की अब शादी भी करानी थी.............
मुझे बस अब कन्यादान की रस्म निभानी थी......
अनेकों देखे रिश्ते पर मन न समझा कोई,
बेटी की पसंद पर नही थी मुझको आपत्ति कोई......

पुत्री की पसंद से उसका विवाह निभाना है ....
उसके स्वर्णिम भविष्य का रास्ता भी दिखाना है ....
लड़के के परिजन थे सज्जन बहुत लगे भले थे....
ऊंचे कुल अच्छे संस्कारों में शायद पले थे.......


बुधवार का वो दिन शादी की रात आ गयी
सोच रहा था पिछला की द्वारे बरात आ गयी.....
सब रस्मे निभाकर थोड़ा आराम कर लिया....
बेटी की यादों को सहेज अपने नाम कर लिया.....

अगले साल गुरुवार का दिन वो भुला नहीं पाता ....
उस दिन की याद कर खुद को सुला नहीं पाता ...
था कसूर मैं एक बेटी का बाप था.......
बेटी होना क्या इस देश में अभिशाप था......

प्रताड़ित करने लगे वो लोग जो लगे भले थे.....
पता नहीं था संस्कार उनके पानी के बुलबुले थे....
सताने लगे उसको वो किस बात पर जाने ...
मारने की उसको नित नए खोजते बहाने......

थी क्रूरता उनमे बर्बरता को सहेज या था ....
बेटी को खुश रखेंगे कहकर बहुत दहेज लिया था.......
अधमरा कर दिया मेरी फूल सी गुडिया को....
पंजरे में कर दिया कैद आजाद चिड़िया को.......

पता लगा तो मैं अचानक उसके घर जाने लगा....
घर से निकलता धुंआ मुझे बहुत डराने लगा....
जला दिया बेटी को महज दहेज़ के लिए.....
रोया तो बहुत मैं पर दिल के दर्द सहेज थे लिए.....

आँखें नम है लाश उसकी अधजली कपड़े में लपेटी हुई है.......
आप ही बताइए कैसे कह दू मुबारक हो घर में बेटी हुई है ..
है दुआ दिल से किसी की बेटी का ये अंजाम न हो.....
किसी बाबुल की गुडिया के साथ ऐसा काम न हो.....
दन कर दो इनको जो दहेज़ में जान लेते हैं....
लानत है ऐसे लोगों पर जो पैसों को खुदा मान लेते हैं....

था अभिमान जो वो दूर हो गया......
मेरा घरोंदा बिन बिटिया चकनाचूर हो गया...
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मुझसे दूर उस दुनिया में आज वो तन्हा हेठी हुई है....
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